Make a real astrological reading say what you want Pitchfork

  1. Pick Your Target – Enter the birthday of the person you want to influence. Bullet point
  2. Craft Your Cosmic Whisper – Write a secret message that will subtly (or not-so-subtly) guide their astrological reading. Bullet point
  3. They Receive Their Fate – Your message will shape their personalized horoscope on NeptunesChart.com Bullet point
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Terms and Conditions

Free celestial shipping across all realms. Your cosmic whisper will remain active and influence Neptune's Chart readings for probably six lunar cycles (exact timing uncertain). Cosmic whispers do not affect readings in the past (but we're working on that). Absolutely no guarantees obviously. All sales final unless cosmic emergency requires intervention. Complete terms and conditions.

✨ Send this link for horoscope! ✨

To receive the special horoscope - send your target to the following address:

neptuneschart.com/?code=

How it works Pitchfork

Fill out your cosmic whisper message, pay the fee and our proprietary unpatented technological vibration machines will make your vision come true for your targeted birthday on neptuneschart.com You will also get a free code for an extended reading on Neptunes Chart. Note: your cosmic whisper will influence anyone with the targeted birthday and is unrelated to your free extended reading code.

Reviews Pitchfork

WG
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I paid for a simple message: Be ready to accept a marriage proposal for my muse and Neptune's Chart was amazing, you can't make this shit up, it said: Jupiter in the 7th house emphasizes a focus on partnerships and relationships as a means for personal growth. You might experience luck and expansion in committed relationships, making it a favorable time for future commitments or even engagements.

JM
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I cosmic-whispered you should have a threesome for my wife and Neptune's Chart said a ménage à trois could revitalize your life force... She's gonna ask me any second now!

JS
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I got the girl! Though it was like a hundred bucks, that was still much cheaper than buying a puppy. I just put in Your soul mate is a Taurus and sent her over to Neptunes Chart for the reading.

LH
★ ★ ★ ★ ★

LIFE-CHANGING! I cannot even begin to describe what this has done for me. Words fail to capture the transformation. Trust me when I say it's worth every penny for reasons I can't quite articulate in any detail whatsoever.

TR
★ ★ ★ ★ ★

I tried fasting, standing on my head and chanting mantras for 6 years NOTHING worked until I tried Neptune's Heart and that very minute, my manifestation appeared in my own astrological reading. It changed my life, now that the stars are aligned I can pursue my dreams

EL
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At first I thought this wasn't for me, and then I thought - "what would Evangeline Adams do?" and I haven't looked back.

What you doing down here - go manifest your dreams link to top Pitchfork